YOU THINK YOU'RE A MESS?  THINK AGAIN!

 

MY SCARS
LET ME     INTRODUCE     MYSELF...       I guess there is no be...
WTF?
  WTF?     I said it in the intro, and I'll say it again.  I'm not an a...
SNAILED IT
  SNAILED IT!   Life in Orange County was great. I was a two year old bu...
PANTY DROPPER
  PANTY DROPPER   Just about an hour ago, I decided I'm going to go to t...
MAYBE IT'S JUST ME?
  MAYBE IT'S JUST ME BUT...     Every time I set out to do the simplest...
DEAL WITH IT
  DEAL WITH IT   A piece of advice for everyone (and by everyone I prima...
MY VERY FIRST TKO
HAVE YOU EVER HAD   one of those moments where your ego was completely, a...
WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW
TODAY MARKS THE 3 YEAR  anniversary for my daughter and her boyfriend.  Th...