MEET THE
RATCHET FAMILY
THEY'RE UNFILTERED, THEY'RE RAW, THEY'RE FUNNY AF...BUT IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED YOU MIGHT WANT TO RECONSIDER THE INTRODUCTION.
CASEY
AKA
MAMA RATCHET
OCD HAVING, OVERTHINKING, SLOW LEARNING, NO BULLSHIT TRAINWRECK CREATOR OF RATCHET CHICKS. SHE IS THE EPITOME OF MURPHY'S LAW. TRUST ME, IF SHE CAN OWN HER SHIT, SO CAN YOU. CHECK OUT OUR BLAWWWOG TO SEE WHAT WE MEAN.
MADI
AKA
MINI RATCHET
AS I'M SURE YOU PROBABLY GUESSED (AND AS THE NAME SUGGESTS), MINI RATCHET IS THE OFFSPRING OF MAMA RATCHET. RIDDLED WITH ANXIETY, OCD AND FULL OF PTSD FROM BEING RAISED BY MAMA, MINI IS ACTUALLY THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF HER MUM. SHE IS ALSO THE ONLY PERSON ON THE PLANET CAPABLE OF PUTTING HER MUM IN CHECK QUICKLY....AND DOES SO OFTEN.
JAYDEN
AKA
SAGGIN RATCHET
THIS WOULD BE MINI RATCHET'S LONG-TERM BOYFRIEND AND PRETTY MUCH MAMA RATCHET'S SON-IN-LAW. MIX TOGETHER A DASH OF RESTLESSNESS, A PINCH OF CHILDHOOD TRAUMA AND A CUP OF ANXIETY AND YOU WILL HAVE SAGGIN. HE'S A PAIN IN THE ASS BUT WE LOVE HIM AND YOU WILL TOO!
